Ever Have A Dream About Nose Hair?

No. Me neither.

It’s like the perfect front lawn. You spend hours on it. You know everyone driving by are going to see your well manacured lawn and say, “Damn! That guy takes care of his lawn!”

A few hours later, you look out the front window, just to admire your work and NOOOOO! There’s one weed standing straight and tall right in the middle of the yard.

Now everyone driving by, that’s all they are going to see. That damn weed. Their not going to see the well edged driveway or the trimmed hedges.

All you can do is march out there, and yank the thing out by the roots!

That’s better. Looks like a well groomed lawn again.